Let me complain for a second?

My school opened registration for next semester at 8am today. I woke up early to sign up for the last three classes I need to graduate. As per usual, their server cannot handle thousands of desperate-to-get-the-fuck-out students who are doing the same exact thing all at once. I have been awake for two hours and have not signed up for a single class. The woman on the phone said to keep trying and it will eventually work. If I have to spend ANOTHER semester at this “two year” school because of a SERVER CRASH… I’m not sure exactly what I’m going to do, but there are a lot of possibilities running through my head and none of them involve sanity.